Friday, April 03, 2009

After seeing our DEBT!

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Our National DEBT!!!





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Monday, March 02, 2009

MARCH 3, 2009 Stocks Hit '97 Level, Signaling Long Slump

The Dow Jones Industrial Average tumbled below 7000 for the first time in 12 years as investors around the globe appeared to be giving up hope and girding for a prolonged recession.

U.S. investors joined a world-wide selloff that began in Asia and rippled through industries from financials to consumer durables to technology. The Dow dropped 4.2% to 6763.29, its lowest close since April 1997. It has lost almost one-quarter of its value this year and more than half since its high in October 2007.


Guess you know why we are still holding.
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

01/20/2009

Still holding....................................
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Sunday, December 28, 2008

Trading is in Holding Pattern, but....

Subject: FW: letter to my bank

A letter to my bank:

Dear Sirs, In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me. If one of my checks is returned marked "Insufficient Funds," how do I know whether that refers to me or to you?
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Saturday, November 08, 2008

Obama Can't Have My Home Security System!

With the market trading like it has been, I have been just trading Puts and Calls on XOM. This opportunity won't last forever and there is plenty of liquidity!!!


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Monday, September 29, 2008

Investment tips for 2008

>Investment tips for 2008 For all of you with any money left, be aware>of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
>and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and >become:>Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!And finally:

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the newname: TittyTittyBang Bang
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