12/31/07

Sold 3000 LANW @ .11

Happy New Year!

12/27/07

Bought 3000 LANW @ .10, later I tried 100,000 MOBL @ .0021 and they gave me 400 shares!!! I got pissed and canceled the rest of the order and went back to tax time scenario. LANW closed @ .12

12/22/07

Being Christmas and tax selling ending on 12/31/07, I will be looking at a few bargains that will have the potential to scream the first few days of January( the pissed off people that owned it have given up and are taking their losses )
So I'll be liquid until January in more ways than one! So until then, I hope my readers have an appreciation for humor sent to me from a deer friend: my Father Felonious.

ENJOY
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If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....

Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy
all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa

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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa

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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead. Santa

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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie. Santa

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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch. Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa

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Dear Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE,
PLEASE could I have one? Love, Timmy

Dear Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa

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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home? Love, Marky

Dear Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky." That's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams, Santa

12/20/07

12/19/07 Bought 100,000 ARRT @ .0026
Today sold 100,000 ARRT @ .0035

12/14/07

Sold 2500 AUCI @ .18 (.02 )

12/12/07

Sold 100,000 PRMO @ .0023(.0007) and bought 2500 AUCI @ .20

12/10/07

Bought 100,000 PRMO @ .003

12/6/07

Sold 10,000 BSLM @ .06....50% profit 1 day.

12/5/07

Bought 10,000 BSLM @ .04 ...

12/5/07

Sold ASII @ .023 for a slight loss of .002. It stalled. Looking for another play now.