E-Machine, Emachine, oh You POS!

If I sound a little peeved at the moment, it is because I am. I have discussed the problems with E-Machine, EMachine and never have I had so many problems. To summarize again. I bought it, oh yea, a T6528 at Circuit City 6/10/2006. It has never worked right. For 2 months it has been in a box or at E-Machine dumb asses have looked at it and sent it back! They sent me a refurb! Wow! Thank you so much! I bought a new one and looky, I get a rebuild one that was screwed like the 1st one. Woops, the replacement does not work: it has the same fucking problem! Can you believe this? FedX Kinkos says I should get a job there because I ship a lot of computers!

Now, for the last 2 weeks I have been waiting on my 2nd replacement. Go ahead, call them, 801.401.1199. Talk to Matt. A real nice asshole. He always says, hmmm, we have no news yet, maybe it will show up tomorrow. I've had it. Lex Luthor is Pissed!

Being from Texas I understand ZZ Top and grew up in their neighborhood. So when they talk about beer drinkers and hell raisers, yes, I know what they are talking about and the wild times on Tanglewood Blvd! So now I am asking if anyone would like to take a tour of how E-machines are finely crafted? Maybe Matt can give us a tour. I will bring some beer, and it should be educational.

All who would like a road trip, a gum ball rally type of event, just leave a note. You can mail me through the site if you don't want to leave a comment. Join Lex for a day of fun in California!

~~TUCSON~~The Good, The Bad, and The Uncertain

When 2006 landed in Tucson, it was not the only significant event to occur. Time changed at 24:00 31 December 2005: it changed again when Edmond McGuyer departed a flight from Houston to visit Tucson. In a land filled with mountains and blue skies, it is easy to understand why so many people live and retire in this desert. The city is more than spacious, in fact, it is huge which explains the lack of two story homes.

Being new to Tucson, McGuyer wanted to get web2.01ized( a new legitimate word created on Lex Luthor ): for those that are confused which obviously there are, it means he wanted to find local in his community. Personal comfort knowing that needs can be satisfied nearby, not downtown or India. A solution was needed to help people like McGuyer find local business: of course, locals have to want to be found, or go out of business.

Tucson was presented with a man that could very well change the way we use the web: the idea was conceived in Tucson but has applications in every metropolitan city. Does the land of conception want to sit on a hill or a fence post and watch as other business owners buy up locations near theirs? Again? It seems very real that the idea needs further development back home in Houston where businesses and entrepreneurs want to begin the future now, not tomorrow.

Two cities can lay claim to the creator of ShopFromHomepage. Tucson provided the impetus for getting web2.01ized and Houston provided the nurturing and vision of entrepreneurship. Some bags have already started to be packed, but more meetings are scheduled in the land of the Grand Canyon. Hopefully, the locations of which will not be a mystery and Tucson can make a decision.

Personally, I being Lex Luthor don't care: world domination interests me, not which city wants to lay claim on my new pal. So make up your mind: time is not your friend.

The E-Machine Myth and the small entrepreneur

As I said, I would stick it to the man. The article I wrote about E-Machine will be released 28 October 2006. For a copy, look to the right under Press Here.

Dr. Blogstein

My oh my what a wonderful guy! Ahh, thank you Dr. B for finally letting me out again. It's been kind of cramped in there: don't ask where. First, I think I'll go to Metropolis for some fun before I look into this ShopFromHomepage business. However, I will be back shortly to confront all the issues and obstacles that have thwarted the ascent of this company into the masses and my favorite, the metro's!

Lex Luthor aka Edmond McGuyer

When an idea so radical in concept and design is created that the vision incorporates a theme of World Domination, a new catalyst is infused in the formula, the further development of ShopFromHomepage.com. Enter Lex Luthor, determined to drive Edmond's innovation which surpasses Web 2.0 , an over used phrase which means so much, that adaptations and spawning are incubating in its' creators mind.

Luthor has discovered what Edmond is planning to announce and since Luther has his own agenda, he is not bound to anyone or thing to keep it private. Edmond has been finalizing his release of Web 2.0 .1

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