Rosie O'Donnell -- Depressed

She's been depressed since the Columbine shootings? Rosie O'Donnell hangs upside down like a bat: it's one of the things she says helps with her depression. I think she got depressed when she said she was gay and told Tom Selleck he shouldn't carry a gun: but it's ok for her. The only thing that will help with most depression is laughing at her! Trump was right!

Breaking News !?!? Lex Luthor is a VILLAN! ?

Today, on Dr. Blogstein, a man who is greatly respected, decided to compromise the very fabric of Lex Luthor. The center of contention is a scheduled interview with Father Randall Radic of whom Lex Luthor has already had one interview last year. Dr. B was gracious enough to rewrite the original since obviously Lex's talents do not extend to professional writing: the two look similar as if it will be the interview that was banned last year after being live for only 30 minutes. Lex was extremely appreciative as he always has been.

Lex Luthor has made several attempts to call Dr. Blogstein, but this has become futile since we do not have a working phone number. There has been some contact made and atleast the two friends are willing to keep channels open. A call to Father Radic has spawned several prayers to put a peaceful end to this barbarous behaviour.

Donald Trump contacted Lex Luthor a short time ago and had this to say, "I really hope that you two can work this thing out. You know I have been going at that Rosie person for weeks and she isn't very pretty. The two of you need to go have lunch and bring the Father with you. Take care Lex and I'm here for you pal!"