Monday, January 22, 2007

Breaking News !?!? Lex Luthor is a VILLAN! ?

Today, on Dr. Blogstein, a man who is greatly respected, decided to compromise the very fabric of Lex Luthor. The center of contention is a scheduled interview with Father Randall Radic of whom Lex Luthor has already had one interview last year. Dr. B was gracious enough to rewrite the original since obviously Lex's talents do not extend to professional writing: the two look similar as if it will be the interview that was banned last year after being live for only 30 minutes. Lex was extremely appreciative as he always has been.

Lex Luthor has made several attempts to call Dr. Blogstein, but this has become futile since we do not have a working phone number. There has been some contact made and atleast the two friends are willing to keep channels open. A call to Father Radic has spawned several prayers to put a peaceful end to this barbarous behaviour.

Donald Trump contacted Lex Luthor a short time ago and had this to say, "I really hope that you two can work this thing out. You know I have been going at that Rosie person for weeks and she isn't very pretty. The two of you need to go have lunch and bring the Father with you. Take care Lex and I'm here for you pal!"

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4 Comments:

Blogger AtriaBooks said...

You're insane. Seriously, you make no sense!

10:43 AM  
Blogger Lex Luthor said...

Insane? No Doc, I think you will find I'm quite sane.

1:02 PM  
Blogger Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I understand this less then the interview oyu gave to Dr. B a number of months ago

2:06 PM  
Blogger Lex Luthor said...

Bond: Thanks for coming by! ShopFromHomepage.com is an incredibly simple idea, as Einstein said: "everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler," so I am afraid I cannot oversimplify it without demeaning your intelligence, which I am sure you would not want me to do.

3:04 PM  

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