Lex Luthor was right, I did lose my pants.

OMG!

Information is still sketchy at this time; however, Lex Luthor's head of security, former FSB officer Yuri Velichkov was seen just a short while ago. We tried to have a word with him but he doesn't speak english. More on this developing story as news breaks!

The Doctor's Opinion

Do you ever wonder why people go to a doctor? Generally, it's because they are ill and need help. Sitting outside the office of Dr. Blogstein is a pizdec seeking a bond after becoming lost. Lost from attempting to read a medical opinion. A great discovery. It could very well be a case of attention deficit disorder. For if he had been able to digest the opinion, it discusses an incredible concept of utilizing a map. Perhaps if the pizdec had the ability to read more than a few sentences, then this would result in fewer problems. Lord Lex Luthor wonders if the pizdec on the couch is a mudac from Tucson: over exposure from the sun can trigger dementia.