Back, Back in the USA

After days of speculation, Lex Luthor is stateside and preparing for the premier of Lex Luthor Presents. Shown here in Moscow just over 24 hours ago, Lex is obviously feeling well. When asked about the premier of Friday Night Live, he was all smiles and then he and Несмотря(what a babe!!!) made their way to the helicopter waiting to take them to the airport.

The Doctor's Opinion

Do you ever wonder why people go to a doctor? Generally, it's because they are ill and need help. Sitting outside the office of Dr. Blogstein is a pizdec seeking a bond after becoming lost. Lost from attempting to read a medical opinion. A great discovery. It could very well be a case of attention deficit disorder. For if he had been able to digest the opinion, it discusses an incredible concept of utilizing a map. Perhaps if the pizdec had the ability to read more than a few sentences, then this would result in fewer problems. Lord Lex Luthor wonders if the pizdec on the couch is a mudac from Tucson: over exposure from the sun can trigger dementia.

From Russia With Love

Dear Vera,

It seems that you and your colleagues have either have too much time on your hand, or a limitless capacity for coruscation: being without equal in my perspicacity and great looks, it's obviously the all encompassing Lex Luthor. With a name that translates to Faith Sharpmind, well, this could become fascinating with unfathomable potential. Tell your friends at MSU that Dr. Blogstein is aware of your inquiries, if you wish, mail him directly at the address provided at his blog.

From China with Love

As was anticipated, the People's Republic of China had read that an interview of Lex Luthor, was to be undertaken by none other than the infamous Dr. Blogstein. Due to scheduling and other conflicts, it has still been placed on hold. I, Sir Lex Luthor can only applaud my fans in China and this one especially from Shenzhen. Zhongmei Li has expressed interest in my ventures and proposed entry into Beijing and Shenzhen later next year.

Several dispatches have been received from fans and curious in Moscow and the sublime academicians of MSU. Hopefully, I can accommodate further information near term and again, thank you for your kind letters and support. Forward your communications in whichever language you want: translation is of no concern. The foreordained vision of World Domination will continue in a country near you. Stay tuned.

Please send all correspondence to my personal address of LexLuthor@ShopFromHomepage.com . I shall endeavor to reply post haste.