Wednesday, December 20, 2006

I Am Лекс Лютор



I am SirLex and this is my address. Ask what is this post going to be about? Well, if I told you, perhaps you would stay or perhaps you would get a dose or two from my favorite doctor, Dr. Blogstein. But Hold On!! If you clicked on the hyper-link you are going to think you really need to see the doctor because you flashed back to me. You see, we( all 5 of us ) are learning collectively and exponentially in the powers of persuasion.

So chill out for a couple of moments and I will afford you a detour during this brief, yet appropriate dissertation. As I referred to previously, Dr. Blogstein has been not only an entertainment icon, but a very real and compassionate healer of the community. He has been able to provide anecdotes for issues that effect us and effect us where there is no antidote, i.e. Lex, Sir Lex, and Lord Lex Luthor!

I, Edmond McGuyer, feel honored to have met Dr. B and appreciate all that he has and does for me and if anybody is still listening, then you to. Have you found the detour to Dr. B's office yet? I didn't think so! Happy Holidays Dr. B.

Father Randall Radic: another man of inspiration that has been able to embolden me. Dr. B moves me closer to lunacy while Father Radic delivers or attempts to ameliorate me through divine reevaluations. We all need a father once in awhile. So thanks Dad: for your prayers, since God knows all of us( all 5 of us ) need a little help at times. Happy Holidays Father Radic.

Валерия, or for those of you who can not pronounce her name, Valeria: I would like to thank her and Иосиф (Joseph) for joining the Luthor clan. If they were to reflect on that statement, then they may wonder what the hell I am talking about, since it is I who enlisted them to this elite cast and crew of this stage created for the purpose of world domination, in a definitive, yet responsible fashion. We all enjoy having Валерия entertain us through her singing and beauty. Happy Holidays Валерия and Иосиф.

Alex Tew, entrepreneur from the UK who is brandishing an advertising/lottery business through his Pixelotto, I really don't know you that well and, perhaps I should just say Happy Holidays mate. Personally, I believe that ShopFromHomepage is a much more effective means of providing a much needed service for the benefit of many versus the few. Global thinking for local solutions.

My name is Эдмонд, and again I want to express my good fortune of meeting and developing new endearing friendships that hopefully will protect me and the world in 2.007. Yes, 2.007 YOU saw it HERE first! I am the one and the only one who has coined the year 2007 as the year to become known as 2.007 !! I am incredibly gifted as I illustrate with my new description for the next 365 days where the entire planet will refer to the time period as 2.007, the year of Эдмонд, the year of ShopFromHomepage, the year given to us all!

Ahh pizdec. Perhaps enough has been said. Everyone that has made it this far: Happy Holidays. Have a great 2.007 and with that in your mind you will always remember me, Лекс Лютор.

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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Sir Lex Luthor is taking over the web blog

The world is never enough for a man of Luthor’s stature. Sir Lex Luthor, once presumed gone forever, is back with a vengeance and ready to take over the web one blog at a time just as his alter ego ShopFromHomepage.com is taking over the web one city at a time.

So what is all this really about?

Dr Blogstein started it all by unleashing upon an unsuspecting web the persona of Lex, long laid dormant in the meek exterior of ShopFromHomepage founder and president, Edmond McGuyer. “It’s like something clicked,” says Edmond trying to explain the inexplicable, “suddenly I was not myself any more and all those who were slow to see the potential of ShopFromHomepage.com were in the cross hairs of Lex Luthor’s and now, Sir Lex Luthor’s rage.”

Tucson, for example, the city that Edmond honoured by making it the first one to have a map in ShopFromHomepage.com was almost excised overnight at the flick of a switch, “Yes, Sir Lex Luthor has that kind of power,” confirmed Edmond.

Tucson was saved thanks to Edmond’s timely intervention and is now still enjoying exposure and advertising benefits.

“We’ve added Manchester UK to the list and are now planning to grow,” explains Edmond about ShopFromHomepage.com. What he cannot adequately explain is the blogging explosion of Sir Lex Luthor’s appeal on the web.

With bloggers tuning in to see what’s happening on an almost daily basis Sir Lex Luthor has become a web celebrity whose stature far outweighs anything he enjoyed before. “People just like talking to an evil mastermind,” says Edmond, “particularly someone who seems intent on taking over the web blog.”

So where is it going to stop? Is it going to stop?

Will there be an end at any time? Anywhere?

Tough questions. Perhaps some answer will be found in Dr Blogstein’s interview with Edmond, the man who provides the platform Sir Lex Luthor needs.

Dr. Blogstein has made a reputation for himself in the web of blogs for shooting from the hip and being the first to uncover the literary prodigy known as Father Felony aka Randall Radic. “An interview with the man who unleashed Lex Luthor will have interesting ramifications,” says Edmond McGuyer.

Watch this space for updates and don’t miss the interview at Dr Blogstein’s blog of blogs!

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

From Russia With Love



Dear Vera,

It seems that you and your colleagues have either have too much time on your hand, or a limitless capacity for coruscation: being without equal in my perspicacity and great looks, it's obviously the all encompassing Lex Luthor. With a name that translates to Faith Sharpmind, well, this could become fascinating with unfathomable potential. Tell your friends at MSU that Dr. Blogstein is aware of your inquiries, if you wish, mail him directly at the address provided at his blog.

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From China with Love


As was anticipated, the People's Republic of China had read that an interview of Lex Luthor, was to be undertaken by none other than the infamous Dr. Blogstein. Due to scheduling and other conflicts, it has still been placed on hold. I, Sir Lex Luthor can only applaud my fans in China and this one especially from Shenzhen. Zhongmei Li has expressed interest in my ventures and proposed entry into Beijing and Shenzhen later next year.

Several dispatches have been received from fans and curious in Moscow and the sublime academicians of MSU. Hopefully, I can accommodate further information near term and again, thank you for your kind letters and support. Forward your communications in whichever language you want: translation is of no concern. The foreordained vision of World Domination will continue in a country near you. Stay tuned.

Please send all correspondence to my personal address of LexLuthor@ShopFromHomepage.com . I shall endeavor to reply post haste.

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Don't Mind Me

Just checking messages. Ok, maybe not. Maybe I came back to see if anyone is in my lair. I have enjoyed reading the latest post at Edmond's Blog. Vying for attention on 25CentPeepShow? Amazing. Perhaps we should talk. Especially since I'm better looking, but they will find me easily enough.

Business, it seems this week is becoming a turkey and yes, pun intended. That is why we opened up the UK early. Team Amerland is supposed to be handling affairs there since they think I, Sir Lex Luthor am a bit eccentric? What about Benny Hill? He was welcome in this country! Hell, he made me laugh. This morning I had an appointment with a doctor, and not Dr. Blogstein(I do know 1 or maybe 2 others) and we discussed ShopFromHomepage. You know what she said? She, a doctor in Tucson, said that is a great idea! You should be doing well! Somewhere is some real confusion about business in this city. I know the company, the plan, the team are all solid; otherwise, I would not be here. If you are a business person and you are reading this, then get on the map before I raise the rates! Or e-mail me at LexLuthor@ShopFromHomepage.com and mention me, and I'll give you 50% off through 11/25. Get on the map!

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