Sir Lex Luthor has reportedly been the subject of an attempted assassination plot. Stay tuned for further developments as they come in. We believe he is ok, but there is no confirmation.

The Doctor's Opinion

Do you ever wonder why people go to a doctor? Generally, it's because they are ill and need help. Sitting outside the office of Dr. Blogstein is a pizdec seeking a bond after becoming lost. Lost from attempting to read a medical opinion. A great discovery. It could very well be a case of attention deficit disorder. For if he had been able to digest the opinion, it discusses an incredible concept of utilizing a map. Perhaps if the pizdec had the ability to read more than a few sentences, then this would result in fewer problems. Lord Lex Luthor wonders if the pizdec on the couch is a mudac from Tucson: over exposure from the sun can trigger dementia.

Russia, China, Greece

Citizens, friends from around the world: your letters have been answered and your friend Lex Luthor has spoken! My doctor, a man of great foresight and revered throughout the land, also saw your letters and decided it would be best to qualm the spirited requests for information. This should quench the thirst for information atleast for the short term and I invite all of Russia and Greece to watch us Friday night. It is with deep regret that the People of China are not allowed access to blogs due to the freedom and expressions of uncensorable ideas. Damned bas#^@*s. However I do have another way to send a transcript, which I will. But none of my friends over there can read this, so I'll stop here.

After the private session that was afforded Edmond and I over the weekend, Dr. Blogstein decided to takes us up on a free vacation to Hollywood. We hope he's having fun and will talk with him Friday. I leave you all with another rendition of what will come on Friday night.

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Sir Lex Luthor is taking over the web blog

The world is never enough for a man of Luthor’s stature. Sir Lex Luthor, once presumed gone forever, is back with a vengeance and ready to take over the web one blog at a time just as his alter ego ShopFromHomepage.com is taking over the web one city at a time.

So what is all this really about?

Dr Blogstein started it all by unleashing upon an unsuspecting web the persona of Lex, long laid dormant in the meek exterior of ShopFromHomepage founder and president, Edmond McGuyer. “It’s like something clicked,” says Edmond trying to explain the inexplicable, “suddenly I was not myself any more and all those who were slow to see the potential of ShopFromHomepage.com were in the cross hairs of Lex Luthor’s and now, Sir Lex Luthor’s rage.”

Tucson, for example, the city that Edmond honoured by making it the first one to have a map in ShopFromHomepage.com was almost excised overnight at the flick of a switch, “Yes, Sir Lex Luthor has that kind of power,” confirmed Edmond.

Tucson was saved thanks to Edmond’s timely intervention and is now still enjoying exposure and advertising benefits.

“We’ve added Manchester UK to the list and are now planning to grow,” explains Edmond about ShopFromHomepage.com. What he cannot adequately explain is the blogging explosion of Sir Lex Luthor’s appeal on the web.

With bloggers tuning in to see what’s happening on an almost daily basis Sir Lex Luthor has become a web celebrity whose stature far outweighs anything he enjoyed before. “People just like talking to an evil mastermind,” says Edmond, “particularly someone who seems intent on taking over the web blog.”

So where is it going to stop? Is it going to stop?

Will there be an end at any time? Anywhere?

Tough questions. Perhaps some answer will be found in Dr Blogstein’s interview with Edmond, the man who provides the platform Sir Lex Luthor needs.

Dr. Blogstein has made a reputation for himself in the web of blogs for shooting from the hip and being the first to uncover the literary prodigy known as Father Felony aka Randall Radic. “An interview with the man who unleashed Lex Luthor will have interesting ramifications,” says Edmond McGuyer.

Watch this space for updates and don’t miss the interview at Dr Blogstein’s blog of blogs!